aphsexual:

iwillmindfuckyou:

life of a fangirl

accurate

making a text post and getting 1 note

I always put stuff in a safe place, so i won’t lose them

lolsofunny:

but then i always forget where my safe place is…….


When your parents forget your name

how many children do you have?


(via lolsofunny)

That awkward moment when your best friend from elemetary school is now a filthy whore.

all1sees:

bailleyh:

coolguyhat:

America

AMERICA

himapapaftw:

neds

himapapaftw:

neds

(via all1sees)

My neighbors listen to some excellent music…

Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.

You’re job is to not correct this sentence.

(via lmaogtfo)